I’ll Warn You Now: Don’t Read This Post or Tommy Lee Jones Will Kill You

by Steve-O

Tommy Lee Jones Will Kill YouSomeone whispered this in a Panther’s Ear last week: “Three days since I saw the Tommy Lee Jones Friends of the Shale ads for the first time and not a single comment from W&C on this nauseating display? You guys are letting me down.”

Yeah, we kind of sucked a little last week. We really are sorry about that. We’re getting our act together this week. Really. Less sucking, more writing.

But before you read further, please consider your own safety. If you continue reading this post after the jump, Tommy Lee Jones will come to your house and kill you. And your family. And probably your dog. He’s angry. He’s serious. He has a gun.

So for the love of God, read no further.
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Mayor Mike Pushes Ethics Waaaay Back!

by Steve-O

Mike MoncriefSome people watch NASCAR, I watch City Hall. That’s not a judgment of the sport, it just fits into my schedule a little better. And it moves a lot slower.

Otherwise, they are a lot alike – the competition, the intrigue, the spectacle, the fiery crashes. Like NASCAR, a lot of interesting stuff happens in the pits, and if you aren’t watching, you might miss it.

Unlike NASCAR, it’s harder to identify who the sponsors are. Mike Moncrief doesn’t wear the logos of the people who pay his way like Dale Junior or Jimmie Johnson do.

This much we do know: if Mayor Mikey were a NASCAR driver, his number would be No. 1. And his sponsorship would include Chesapeake Energy, XTO, Devon and Range Resources, among others.

No. 1 because Mike is all about Mike. And we know Mike’s sponsors because of information from the Mayor’s financial disclosure appeared in the Startlegram yesterday. The minimum value of his lease or royalty agreements with 55 oil and gas companies, including major players in the Barnett Shale such as Chesapeake Energy, XTO, Devon and Range Resources came to $633,000. Nineteen of those deals were worth more than $25,000 in calendar year 2007. Oh, and then there’s the small matter of the XTO stock owned by Moncrief’s wife. Those shares – between 500 and 999 of ‘em – are valued between $32,370 and $64,675 at Wednesday’s closing price of $64.74.

How much do his holdings really amount to? We don’t know because the Mayor ain’t talking. He’s released the bare minimum amount of information, and he’s not obligated to release more.

But just with that bit of information, two statewide ethics experts told the Star-Telegram what I have been saying for months – at the very least, the appearance of impropriety exists and Mayor Mikey shouldn’t vote on any natural gas drilling issues.

But here’s where it gets funny – the city attorney’s office released a statement saying that no conflict of interest exists. Go back to being the head cheerleader for the gas drilling industry, Mr. Mayor.
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Goodbye, Wendy. Hello, Joel.

by Steve-O

The citizens of Fort Worth offered a fond farewell to outgoing District 9 City Council representative Wendy Davis last night. Council chambers were packed with well wishers who wore blue t-shirts inscribed with “Thank you, Wendy” or something like that. Newly minted District 97 Rep. Dan Barrett was there to show his support for Davis. Mayor Pro Tem Kathleen Hicks offered some last kind words. Davis herself offered some last emotional words. She was presented with rocking chair, a silver bowl and a quilt.

Of course, that was nothing compared to the going-away present offered by Mayor Moncrief.

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Gas Drilling Task Force To Kick Off in February

by Steve-O

Lots of gas drilling items on the agenda at Council yesterday:

  • Fort Worth will take the first steps toward rewriting the gas drilling ordinance when the first workshop on the issue convenes in early February. Not surprisingly, Mayor Moncrief is working to temper expectations. “Our ability to regulate drilling is limited by state law,” he said. The Mayor also wants the task force to wait to address one of the most serious issues the city faces on gas drilling: injection wells. The car’s not out of the garage and Mayor Mikey is already tapping the brakes. Great.
  • The City Council also approved an easement for a gas pipeline under Trinity Park. Maybe it seems a little mundane, but this really is a triumph for open government. The original agreement between the City and Chesapeake Energy was, uh — how do I put this kindly? — flawed. However, thanks so some eagle-eyed citizens who actually take time to read the fine print, changes were made. The agreement approved last night is much better for the people of Fort Worth and will help preserve the park for the future.
  • The Council also approved a plan for spending the nearly $1 billion earned from Barnett Shale leases and royalties. Fortunately, there was plenty of public input and we know that the city will spend this money wisely. Just kidding about that last part.
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