Steve Smith lives with his wife and daughter in Bluebonnet Hills. He loves sausage and respects the law and wants to know how both are made anyway. He knows where the sidewalk ends. He thinks The Clash are the only band that mattered. He eats tamales at Christmastime. He has found that most of life is just showing up and not being a jerk, but has mastered neither. Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music are the only things that keep him hanging on.